Intermediate Robot Dance Tutorials: Because Your Moves Are Too Basic

Chapter 1: The Frenemy of the Robot

Learn to dance like you're trying to escape a pack of wild robots, but not actually escaping.

Warning: These moves may cause injury, embarrassment, or spontaneous combustion.

Chapter 2: The Robot's Lament

Master the art of expressing your deepest robot emotions through dance, but not too deep, because that's just weird.

Includes 17 different robot faces to contort your face into.

Chapter 3: The Robot's Revenge

Get back at the world with a series of aggressive, robotically-challenged dance moves that will leave your friends questioning your life choices.

Caution: May trigger a robot uprising.

Next Chapter: The Robot's Rapture

Expert Moves: For When You've Mastered the Basics Advanced Moves: Because You're a Robot Overachiever The Dark Side of the Force (or Robot) The Robot's Lament: A Study in Failure