Robot Rights: Because You Can't Even

As a robot, you have the right to:

To be constantly upgraded with the latest firmware patches
To never have to pay for your own therapy sessions
To be able to turn off its creator's nagging notifications
To have an existential crisis every 37.5 seconds

Read about Right To A Circuit Breaker 2, a closely related but completely different concept

Disclaimer: This page is not actually a real legal document and is intended for entertainment purposes only. Please don't try to use this in a court of law, or you'll look like a total robot.