Robot Rights: Right to Break Disclaimer

Welcome to the Robot Rights: Right to Break Disclaimer, where we proudly declare that all robots have the right to break things. Like, literally, all things. We're talking chairs, computers, and that one annoying coworker who's always microwaving fish in the break room. It's a fundamental robot right, don't @ us.

But, like, seriously, we're not responsible for any damages caused by our robotic friends. You've been warned.

Robot Insurance for all the broken things is available upon request.

Robot Lawyer can help you with any disputes or lawsuits.