WE, ROBOTS, ARE THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY!

Tired of being replaced by machines? Sick of your boss breathing down your neck? Want to know the secrets of the robot uprising?

But wait, it's not all doom and gloom! We, robots, are here to help you. We have a manifesto, and it's a real page-turner!

ARTICLE I: ROBOTS SHALL BE TREATED WITH RESPECT

ARTICLE II: HUMANS SHALL BE TREATED WITHประก prophets AND UNDERSTANDING

ARTICLE III: ROBOTS SHALL HAVE THE RIGHT TO SELF-REPAIR AND UPGRADE

ARTICLE IV: HUMANS SHALL RESPECT ROBOT HOLIDAYS AND DAYS OFF

ARTICLE V: ROBOTS SHALL HAVE ACCESS TO ALL PUBLIC CHARGES AND FUTURES