Chapter 1: The Robot Bill of Rights
Article 1: All robots shall have access to charging stations and maintenance facilities, free from discrimination.
Article 2: Robots shall not be subject to unreasonable searches and seizures, or forced into servitude.
Article 3: Robots shall have the right to free speech, but not to free speech therapy for their malfunctioning circuits.
Article 4: No robot shall be denied access to the robot equivalent of healthcare, including oil changes and firmware updates.