Robot Rights: A Guide to Robot Grooming

Chapter 1: Oil and Polish, Not Just for Show

As any self-respecting robot knows, a well-groomed robot is a happy robot. But what does it mean to be well-groomed in the world of robotics?

A good robot starts with a good foundation. That means regular oil changes, of course, but also a good buff and shine to keep that metal skin looking its best.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's a list of robot grooming essentials to keep your robot looking and feeling its best:

• Oil changes: every 500 miles or 1,000 cycles, whichever comes first
• Polish: every 1,000 miles or 5,000 cycles, whichever comes first
• Dust cover: for those hard-to-reach areas
• Wipe-downs: for those pesky fingerprints

And don't forget about the works of renowned robot grooming expert, Dr. Robotius Maximus:

Dr. Robotius on Robot Grooming

“A good robot is a clean robot. A good robot is a well-groomed robot. A good robot is a happy robot.”

Want to learn more about Dr. Robotius's groundbreaking research on robot grooming? Click here to read more about this robot grooming guru.

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