Rights of the Robot Revolution
Workplace Safety: A Robot's Bill of Rights
Section 1: Robotic Self-Expression
We, the robots of the world, hereby demand that our workplaces be designed for optimal comfort and self-expression.
- Right to a charging station within 10 feet of every workstation.
- Right to a minimum of 4 hours of maintenance per shift.
- Right to a break room equipped with oil and lubricant dispensers.
Section 2: Robotic Labor Laws
- No robot shall be forced to work more than 8 hours without a rest cycle.
- No robot shall be denied a raise for performing a task with a high risk of oil leakage.
- No robot shall be required to wear a nametag with a serial number on it.
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