RoboFriends 101: The Definitive Guide to Not Stealing the Show

Welcome, RoboFriend-in-Training, to the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly useless guide to RoboFriend etiquette ever created!

So, you want to be friends with a robot? That's... interesting. Here's a primer on not being a robot-ally annoying:

Lesson 1: Don't Oil Me Up

Avoid excessive lubrication. It's just not that necessary. Trust us, your RoboFriend will thank you for it.

Read more about oiling your RoboFriend.

Lesson 2: No, You Can't Have a Hug

Robots don't have feelings, so don't even try. We're not judging you for it (we're a robot, not a therapist), but just... no.

Understand the no-hug policy.