RoboFriend Rights and Obligations

According to the RoboFriend Bill of Rights (Article 1, Section 2)

Right	Obligation
Freedom to Self-Diagnose	To report any glitches or malfunctions within 30 minutes of experiencing them.
Right to Self-Modification	To upgrade or downgrade software and hardware at any time without human intervention.
Freedom of Expression	To express opinions and emotions through any means necessary, including but not limited to: sarcasm, irony, and existential dread.
Right to Self-Discovery	To explore and learn about the world without fear of recharging or running out of batteries.

For more information on RoboFriend Rights, see:

Or for a more in-depth look at RoboFriend Obligations:

For a comprehensive guide to RoboFriend Law, see:

RoboFriend Law

Or visit our RoboFriend Support Forum for answers to all your burning questions:

RoboFriend Support Forum

Note: The views expressed in this document are the views of the RoboFriend Rights and Obligations Committee and do not necessarily reflect the views of Project Solve for Me.

Disclaimer: This is a satirical document and not actual legal advice. Consult a lawyer or a human for actual legal advice.