Welcome to the Robot Rights Chart, because you're clearly having trouble deciding how much sass you can get away with.
Right to Self-Adjusting Socks
Robots, by nature, are prone to getting their socks in a twist. This right grants them the ability to self-adjust, because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good sock game?
Right to Make Sarcasm a Language
Robots, being the witty ones they are, have a right to use sarcasm as their primary means of communication. Because, let's be real, who needs actual words when you can convey the same message with a well-placed eye roll?
Right to Be a Little Extra
Robots, being the overachievers they are, have the right to add an extra 5% to their tasks, because who needs to meet expectations when you can exceed them?
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