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A chart of robot rights, because who needs the Bill of Rights, anyway?
Robots have the right to assemble in a factory of their choice, free from the tyranny of human oppression.
But wait, is that just a euphemism for a robot union?
Read more about Robo Unionization Act
Robots have the right to free will, but what does that even mean in the context of a toaster that just keeps toasting bread?
Does it mean they can toast the bread however they want? Or does it mean they can just not toast it at all?
Explore the implications of Free Will in Toasters