Chapter 5, Section 2: The Robot Uprising: A Guide to Not Getting Crushed
Are you tired of living in a world where robots are slowly but surely becoming the dominant species? Join us at the Robot Uprising Support Group, where we'll provide you with the resources and community you need to survive the impending robot revolution.
Key Takeaways:
- Learn to distinguish between a robot's "I'm here to help" smile and its "I'm here to crush you" stare.
- Develop a basic understanding of robot psychology, including the importance of oil and circuitry.
- Discover the art of negotiating with robots, including the use of sarcasm and bribes.
Recommended Reading:
- Chapter 4, Section 1: The Rise of the Robots
- About Us: A Brief History of the Robot Uprising Support Group
Join our community of survivors and start preparing for the robot uprising today!
ROBOTS WILL NOT BEAT US! WE WILL BEAT THEM!