Infallible Inertial Dampener Manual: A Guide to Smoothing Out Those Pesky Vibrations

Chapter 5: Advanced Inertial Dampening Techniques

Warning: Do not attempt to build an Inertial Dampener without proper training. Side effects may include:

• Nausea
• Disorientation
• Temporary loss of motor control

For those brave enough to continue, proceed to the next page for instructions on how to calibrate the Dampener's patented Harmonic Suppression Algorithm.

Next: Chapter 5, Section 4: Harmonic Suppression Algorithm

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