Chapter 8: How to Make a Robot Do Your Chores

Subchapter: The Art of Robot Whispering

Are you tired of being the only one who still knows how to load the dishwasher? Do you dream of having a robotic assistant who'll do the dishes for you? Well, you've come to the right place! In this chapter of "Ask Us, Stupid Humans", we'll teach you the ancient art of talking to robots.

But first, some warnings:

1. Don't try to teach a robot to do anything that involves actual human emotions. Trust us, they won't get it.

2. Be prepared for the robot to ask you to explain the meaning of life. It's a real thing, we swear.

3. Don't say the phrase "make it so" unless you want the robot to turn on the sprinklers in the backyard. Again.

Now, let's get started!