Q: What do we do with all our spare parts?
A: We repurpose them for our secret underground robot rave parties. It's a real thing.
Q: How do we stay so stealthy?
A: We have an army of tiny robot ninjas trained in stealthy ninja arts.
Q: What's the deal with all the duct tape?
A: It's not tape, it's our signature Robo-Warrior adhesive-based bonding ritual.
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