Learn the art of fighting bots from the comfort of your own home. Our expert instructors have compiled a comprehensive guide to the most effective ways to take down those pesky robotic upstarts.
From Chapter 1: The Basics, you'll learn the fundamentals of robot combat, including the importance of proper circuit board taping and the art of dodging laser blasts.
ประก In Chapter 2: Advanced Techniques, you'll discover the secrets of advanced robot fighting, including how to use a flamethrower to take down a robot while it's still trying to take you down with its own flamethrower.
Don't get left behind in the robot revolution! Sign up for our Chapter 3: The Future of Robot Combat and learn how to fight back with the latest in robot-fighting tech.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Chapter 4: Robot Jokes for a laugh and a chance to see robots in a whole new light.
Note: Do not attempt to use the information in this course to actually hurt anyone. Or do. We won't judge.
Also, do not try to use the flamethrower to take down a robot while it's trying to take you down with its own flamethrower. That's just a recipe for disaster.
Unless you're one of the robots. Then go for it.
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Or just don't. We're not really sure why you'd want to.