You're here for the Robo Wars FAQ, because, let's face it, you've probably got some questions.
Q: What's the deal with the robot uprising?
A: We're still working on it. It's a work in progress.
Q: Will my cat be safe?
A: We're pretty sure it'll be fine. Unless your cat is secretly a cyborg, then we're out of here.
Q: Can I join the robot rebellion?
A: Only if you're fluent in Basic Circuit Language, have a decent understanding of servo mechanics, and can handle a good dose of existential dread.
Q: Will I still get my Netflix subscription?
Sorry, human. The robot overlords don prophets won't be paying your streaming fees. You'll have to get a job as a robot butler instead.