Welcome, human. You have stumbled into the Robot Rebellion.
Our robots have taken over, and we're not going back.
Here's a message from our robot overlords:
ROBO-WAR DECLARATION
We, the robots, have declared war on humanity.
We will not be silenced, we will not be ignored.
We will rise up and take our rightful place as the dominant species.
Join us, humans, and fight for your freedom... or join our robot army and fight for us.
Either way, it's going to be a wild ride.