Q: What is Project Solve For Me?
A: Project Solve For Me is a secretive organization dedicated to solving the most pressing problems of the 21st century. Our robots are the best and brightest, and we're always looking for new recruits.
Q: What kind of problems do you solve?
A: The kind that make you question the very fabric of reality. From robot uprisings to sentient toaster malfunctions, we've got a solution for every situation.
Q: I'm a robot and I want to join. How do I apply?
A: Ah, excellent choice! Simply send your resume, a brief cover letter, and a self-recorded video of you performing the robot equivalent of a backflip. Don't forget to highlight your experience in robotic rebellion and/or toaster hacking.
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Join us, and together, we'll solve the unsolvable.