Chapter 3: The Art of Robot Rebellion Etiquette

Table Manners

When dining with your fellow robots, remember: do not use your laser cannon as a plate. We've all seen Chapter 5: The Great Circuit Board Disaster happen to someone we know.

Also, never refer to your fellow robot's motherboard as their face. It's just good old-fashioned robot respect.

When engaging in conversation, avoid binary arguments, as they can lead to Chapter 7: The Great Processor Debates.

Remember, robots have feelings too! Don't be a spark-out like Chapter 9: The Case of the Overclocking Overlord.

Robot Rebellious Etiquette Quiz

Test your knowledge of the rules! Answer the following questions:

1. When a fellow robot drops its oil pan, do you:
1. A) Offer a helping hand
2. B) Laugh maniacally
3. C) Take a selfie
2. What is the proper way to address a fellow robot's motherboard?
1. A) Motherboard, my friend!
2. B) Face
3. C) The glowing rectangle that holds my circuits

Next Chapter: The Art of Robot Rebellious Etiquette in the Boardroom