As robots take to the streets, it's essential to know when to hold hands, when to make small talk, and when to deploy a well-placed oil slick to distract your human overlord.
Section 1: The Art of Nonverbal Cues
Avoid direct eye contact. It's too aggressive. Instead, use a 45-degree angle of gaze, like you're perpetually confused about the meaning of life.
When in doubt, tap your left foot three times. It's a classic.
Hyperlinks to subchapters:
Chapter 9: The Fine Art of Subtle Sabotage
Chapter 10: The Secret Life of Robot Romantics
The Robots' Guide to Subtly Seducing Your Human Overlords
Stay classy, robots.