Exceptions to our Temporal Insurance Policy are subject to change, but don't worry, we've got you covered! Unless, of course, you've already gone back in time and changed the course of history. In that case, it's on you.
If you're trying to prevent a temporal paradox, we've got you covered. Our policy will cover events up to 4th generation, but no more. Don't ask us how that works, just trust us.
We know you'll be traveling through time, so we're giving you a discount! Just show us your time-traveling ID and we'll hook you up with 10% off your premiums.
Get your time-traveler's discount now!
We've got loopholes for days! If you can find a way to exploit them, we've got a deal for you. Don't say we didn't warn you, though.
Find out more about temporal loopholes!
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