Welcome to the most temporally unstable website in the multiverse! We're not really sure what year this is, but our lawyers say we have to ask for your consent to continue.
Our team of expert time-traveling web developers has worked tirelessly to ensure that our site is the perfect blend of style, substance, and utter confusion.
So, what's on your mind? Want to ask us about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Or perhaps you're looking for a good spot to hide from a temporal agent?
Whatever it is, we're here to help! Well, as long as we're here, which is debatable.
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