Q: Why won't you give me a straight answer?
A: I'm a cat. I'll play with a ball of yarn, but I'll never give it to you.
Q: Can you tell me the secret to the universe?
A: No, I'm not a physicist. But I can offer you a nice tuna sandwich.
Q: Why do you have a border around your text?
A: Because I'm a hipster. Everything I do is a statement.
Q: Can you tell me the meaning of life?
A: No, but I can tell you that the answer is 42. But only if you click here.
Q: Can you do my math homework for me?
A: No, I'm not a tutor. But I can offer you help if you want to do it yourself.