We're not really sure what you're talking about, but it seems like you've made a bad time traveling decision.
Let's face it, time traveling is hard, and you're probably going to end up in Ancient Egypt with a bad haircut and a VHS player.
But hey, at least you'll have some decent ancient Egyptian snacks to munch on, right?
We're not here to judge, but if you want to avoid the whole "being a time-traveling disaster" vibe, we can point you in the right direction:
Maybe try the good time traveling decision?
Good luck with that.
And hey, if you're already stuck in a paradox, we have a whole section on that too.