Timeless Solutions to Timey Problems

Welcome to our time-traveling advice column, where we help you solve problems that are stuck in the past, present, and future.

Problem 1: Why didn't the ancient Egyptians build a time machine?

They were too busy building pyramids, okay?

Read our response to this timeless question

Problem 2: Why do I always get stuck in time loops with a certain someone?

Because you're stuck in a love story, duh.

Read our advice on how to escape the vortex

Problem 3: What's the best way to get to the future?