Prehistoric Pitstop FAQ: Time-Travel Troubles
Welcome, time travelers! We're glad you're here. Unfortunately, your time-traveling skills are not as impressive as you think.
Q: Why did my T-Rex friend get stuck in the tar pit?
- Because he was trying to impress you with his 'dino-mite' dance moves?
- Because he was allergic to feathers?
- Because he was trying to get away from his in-laws?
A: We can't say for sure, but it was probably because he was trying to impress you with his 'dino-mite' dance moves.
Q: What is the best way to get back to the present?
- Take a DeLorean.
- Use a time-traveling DeLorean with a better GPS.
- Just wait for the next time-traveling convention.
A: Sorry, we're still working on that one.
Q: Can I get a refund for my ticket to the land of the dinosaurs?
- Ha! No.
- No, you're stuck here until you figure out how to get back.
- We're not sure what you're talking about.
A: You're on your own, pal!