Conditions of Space Age Sagas

Support Group for Time Travelers

Join our exclusive support group for individuals struggling to cope with the existential dread of being aware of the entirety of human history, but not being able to do anything about it.

1. Excessive worrying about the impending heat death of the universe
2. Feeling guilty for not having the resources to prevent the Great Attractor from consuming all matter
3. Recurring nightmares about the consequences of a Type Ia supernova

Don't suffer alone! Our support group offers:

Group Therapy Sessions

Private Support Chats

Time Traveling Tips and Tricks

		// Time Traveler's Support Group Manifesto
			echo "You are not alone in this existential crisis.";
			// - A Time Traveler's Creed