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Today's Goal: Time-Traveling Trauma

Our expert time-traveling therapist, Dr. Chronos, will help you work through the emotional baggage of your past. But first, let's get one thing straight: time travel is not a solution to your problems. It's just a really good way to make new minimalist, Bauhaus-inspired art projects.

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Session 1: The Prequel

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The Unsettling Truth

Dr. Chronos' Notes

Patient's case files indicate a severe case of Temporal Displacement Syndrome (TDS). Symptoms include:

  • Inability to distinguish past from present
  • Frequent time-traveler's regret
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    Dr. Chronos' Prescription

    To combat your TDS, our team has concocted a special blend of temporal herbs, carefully crafted to help you find peace in the present.

    • A pinch of Chrono-Salt
    • A drizzle of Time-Sweetener
    • A dash of Future-Proofing

    The Future

    A Message from the Future

    Dear Past Self,

    You are doing better than you think.

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