Condition 4: Timeless Tales 4

Today's Date: 3056-02-15

Time Traveler's Notes:

			* Spotted a 1980s-style neon sign in the middle of the desert
			* Met a talking eggplant who claimed to be a time-traveling agent
			* Ate a sandwich that tasted like it was from the future

Diagnosis:

PTSD Dream 4: Time-Displaced Existential Crisis

Treatment:

Meditate for 30 minutes on the meaninglessness of existence
Consume 5 units of time-traveler's tea
Repeat: "I am a time traveler, hear me roar!"

Next Step:

Go to Timeless Tales 5

Or, if you're feeling brave, try:

Go to Time Traveler's Tales