A: Of course not. Why would we want to do that? That'd be boring. No, we just like to give you options. Many options. All the options.
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A: Not as clearly as we'd like. We've got some blind spots. Like that one time we predicted a cake would be on the table, but it was actually a plate of nachos. Still, 9 times out of 10 we're right.
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A: Only in the most minor, insignificant ways. Like that one time we changed the color of a shirt from plaid to stripes. Or that one time we added an extra 'e' to the word 'the'. Don't get too excited.
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A: Not without a subscription to our premium services. That's like, a thing. We'll have to send you to the sales page.
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A: Nope. There's so much more. Like our secret underground bunker filled with temporal energies. And the time-traveling toaster that only works on Tuesdays.