Are you tired of getting stuck in an infinite loop of déjà vu? Do you want to avoid becoming a human hamster, running on the exercise wheel of time? Look no further!
Don't let the fabric of time get the best of you! Follow these simple tips to avoid the pitfalls of predestination:
Avoid eye contact with any chrono-displaced entities. They're just trying to get you to blink, and once you do, it's game over.
That sneeze could be the trigger that sets off a chain reaction of events that'll get you stuck in a time loop. Trust us, it's not worth it.
Unless you want to be the one responsible for the Great Cake Heist of 1952, just don't eat any cake. Ever.
Stay vigilant, traveler! Remember, time is full of surprises, but with these tips, you might just make it out alive.
Learn more about Predestination and the absurdities of time travel in our parody series!