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You asked for tips on time travel, but let's be real, you're probably just going to mess it up anyway.
Here are some predestination tips that'll help you avoid becoming a laughingstock of the space-time continuum:
Newsflash: You can't. It's like trying to hold water in your hands. Just accept it, and move on.
Learn more about the futility of changing the past.They'll be there for you when you inevitably get stuck in a causality loop.
Get the scoop on paradox-free socializing.You asked for tips on time travel, but let's be real, you're probably just going to mess it up anyway.
Here are some predestination tips that'll help you avoid becoming a laughingstock of the space-time continuum:
Newsflash: You can't. It's like trying to hold water in your hands. Just accept it, and move on.
Learn more about the futility of changing the past.They'll be there for you when you inevitably get stuck in a causality loop.
Get the scoop on paradox-free socializing.Because when you're stuck in a never-ending loop, you'll need something to munch on.
Find out why snacks are the answer to all of life's questions.You asked for tips on time travel, but let's be real, you're probably just going to mess it up anyway.
Here are some predestination tips that'll help you avoid becoming a laughingstock of the space-time continuum:
Newsflash: You can't. It's like trying to hold water in your hands. Just accept it, and move on.
Learn more about the futility of changing the past.They'll be there for you when you inevitably get stuck in a causality loop.
Get the scoop on paradox-free socializing.Because when you're stuck in a never-ending loop, you'll need something to munch on.
Find out why snacks are the answer to all of life's questions.If you blink, you'll miss it. And if you miss it, you'll probably end up as a human-shaped smear on the timeline.
Read more about the dangers of blinking.Even if you're not sure where you're going, you'll still need to know how to get there.
Learn more about the importance of preparation.Because when you're stuck in a time loop, you'll need a good poker face.
Find out why a good face is the key to time-traveling success.That's it. You're on your own, time traveler.
Read the fine print.