Temporal Displacement Syndrome

A condition where you are stuck in the 80s, but your body is in the present

Causes:

• Too much time spent playing Pac-Man
• Overuse of hairspray
• Watching too much MTV

Symptoms

You will experience:

• Feeling like you are stuck in the 80s
• Loving Wham!
• Wanting to own a Rubik's Cube

Cures

There is no cure, but

You can try to relive your youth by:

• Buying a time machine
• Watching an endless loop of music videos from the 80s
• Praying to the great and powerful Alan Moore