You've managed to get stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 10 minutes on Tinder.
You've swiped left on 5,000 people, but still can't find "The One".
Binge-swiped on a 20-year-old who looks suspiciously like a young Nicolas Cage.
Why did you swipe right on a profile with a photo of a cat in a fedora?
Perhaps you'll never find love. Perhaps you'll just keep swiping.
Next 10 minutes of existential dread Desperate Swipes in the Dark (Maybe)