Time Sickness, or Chrono-Displacement Syndrome, is a condition where the fabric of time is disrupted, causing you to be stuck in a different era. Symptoms include:
- Feeling out of place in your own time
- Disorientation due to unfamiliar surroundings
- Difficulty communicating with locals due to language differences
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "I'm not from around here!"
Don't worry, Time Sickness is treatable with the right approach. Here's a step-by-step guide:
- Step One: Acceptance (Coming to terms with your new time period)
- Step Two: Adaptation (Learning to live in the moment)
- Step Three: Resocialization (Rebuilding relationships in your new time frame)
We hope this guide helps you navigate the challenges of Time Sickness. Remember, it's not a disease, it's just a minor setback for your space-time continuum.