Q: What happens if I decide to bail on this whole time travel thing?
A: You'll be stuck in a temporal loop, reliving the same awkward conversations with your coworkers for eternity. But hey, at least you'll never have to deal with Mondays.
Q: Can I still collect my free t-shirt?
A: No, sorry. You're not exactly "collecting" on a temporal adventure if you're not actually traveling through time. But don't worry, our lawyers are looking into it.