Q: What's the deal with the Great Fire of London? Wasn't that just a Tuesday?
On September 2-3, 1666, a massive fire ravaged the city, destroying thousands of homes, businesses, and the Great Hall. But, hey, at least the city got some sweet renovation ideas out of it, right?
A: Uh, no. That's so not how time travel works. You can't just go back in time and, like, "stop the fire" or whatever. That's not how it's done.
A: Honestly, it's just a fun thought experiment. But, let's be real, the real question is: have you tried the new "Chrono-Curry" restaurant in the TimeTraveler's Union? It's a real game-changer.