Our company, Chrono-Tech Inc., is dedicated to making time-travel accessible and user-friendly. We've spent years developing a proprietary technology that allows our users to travel through time with ease. But, you know, for the sake of science.
Minimal! Well, relatively speaking. Our patented Time-Displacement Technology (TDT) ensures a smooth, almost painless experience. Almost. Okay, it's not that bad. We've had a few... incidents.
Our company, Chrono-Tech Inc., is dedicated to making time-travel accessible and user-friendly. We've spent years developing a proprietary technology that allows our users to travel through time with ease. But, you know, for the sake of science.
Minimal! Well, relatively speaking. Our patented Time-Displacement Technology (TDT) ensures a smooth, almost painless experience. Almost. Okay, it's not that bad. We've had a few... incidents.
Oh, absolutely! We're like, totally not worried about paradoxes or disrupting the timeline. You can go back and change anything you want. But, let's be real, you probably shouldn't.
Umm, no. That's just a recipe for disaster. Trust us, you don't want to meet your past self. Trust us on this one.
Ha! You think we're just going to let you ruin our carefully constructed timeline? No, we're not that reckless. Our technology only allows travel to the past, baby!