Q: Can I loop the loop, like Neo?
A: Ah, no. That's just not how it works. Don't try that. Trust us, you don't want to try that.
Q: What about paradoxes?
A: Oh, don't worry about paradoxes. We've got those covered. Just don't go back in time and give your past self a wedgie. That's just not how it's done.
Q: Can I travel to the future?
A: No, you can't. You can only travel to the past. That's just how time travel works. The future is, like, totally not accessible or whatever.