Frequently Asked Questions about Time Travel

Q: What is the best time period to visit?

A: We recommend visiting during the Renaissance. The art and architecture are simply divine, and the fashion sense of the people is unmatched.

Q: Can I visit ancient Egypt during the reign of Ramses the Great?

A: Oh, you'd think that's a good idea, but trust us, it's more like visiting your eccentric great-aunt's house during tax season. The pyramids are nice, but the paperwork is a nightmare.

Q: What about visiting the future? I want to see what humanity has become.

A: Ha! Good luck with that. The future is a dumpster fire. You'll see a world of flying cars, but also a world of existential dread and avocado toast shortages.

Q: How do I avoid paradoxes while time traveling?

A: Ah, paradoxes. The bane of our existence. Just stick to the timeline, and for the love of God, don't even think about visiting the 'Rath of the Damned'. We can't have you disrupting the space-time continuum.

Q: Can I bring back souvenirs from my time travels?

A: No, absolutely not. Don't even think about it. Our lawyers are very clear about this. No souvenirs, no trinkets, no 'I'm with [insert historical figure] in 19th century Paris' t-shirts. You'll be lucky if you make it back to your own time with all limbs intact.

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