Q: If I travel back in time, do I still have to pay my taxes in 2025?
A: Ah, the eternal question. As a time traveler, you are exempt from all temporal taxation. However, you will still have to fill out the T2 form in triplicate and mail it to the Time Traveler's Tax Authority. Don't forget to include your temporal ID number (TID: 1234567890)!
Q: Can I still use my old phone number if I travel back in time?
A: Ha! No, you cannot. Your phone number is tied to the timeline, and changing it would create a paradox. You'll have to get a new number that's been retroactively issued for you. Don't worry, it's not as hard as it sounds. Just ask your Time Phone Operator to hook you up.
Q: Can I still use my old email address if I travel back in time?
A: Oh boy, no. Email addresses are the bane of a time traveler's existence. You'll have to get a new one that's been retroactively issued for you. Try time traveler@example.com. It's the best one in the business.
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