What NOT to Wear Time Traveling

A Guide for the Fashionably Challenged

When venturing into the timestream, it's not just about the clothes you wear, it's about the clothes you don't wear. Think of it as a form of temporal fashion censorship.

Here are some of the most egregious fashion faux pas to avoid:

• Anything with a logo or branding that predates the 90s. You're not a hipster, you're a time-traveling hipster.
• Anything that's been to a bad 80s music video. Think Miami Vice, think big hair, think no thank you.
• Anything that's been worn by a reality TV star. It's like they're trying to make a fashion statement, but really they're just trying to make a buck.
• Anything that's been worn by a politician. It's like they're trying to distract from their policy, not their wardrobe.

Remember, time travel is all about blending in, not drawing attention. Stick with the basics, stick with the classics, and for the love of all that's temporal, avoid those neon pink sweatsuits.

For more time-traveling fashion tips, visit our Don't Ask Us page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Experimental Fashion page, where we push the boundaries of time-traveling style.

And, if all else fails, just wear a Last Resort tuxedo.