Are you tired of experiencing paradoxes and disruptions while navigating the timestream? Do you find yourself constantly correcting minor alterations to historical events? Fear not, dear time traveler, for we have solutions!
Our team of experts has crafted a list of tips and tricks to help you prevent anomalies from occurring:
When visiting parallel universes, be sure to wear protective gear. A simple pair of goggles will not suffice. We recommend a full-face respirator and a Hazmat suit. Trust us, you don't want to be exposed to those parallel universe hazmats!
We know it's tempting to strike up a conversation with the locals, but trust us, it's a recipe for disaster. Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. Learn local lingo first, then interact. Better yet, don't interact at all!
Don't overstay your welcome in any given time period. You might find yourself stuck in a never-ending loop of welcome loop hell!