Q: What happens if I try to prevent the grandfather paradox?
A: Don't even think about it. Seriously, just don't. It's like trying to stop a tornado with a feather. You'll end up with a paradoxical mess that'll drive you insane.
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Q: What's the best way to prevent the bootstrap paradox?
A: Ah, the bootstrap paradox. The ultimate time travel conundrum. To prevent it, we recommend a healthy dose of cognitive therapy and a strong stomach for the existential dread that follows.
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Q: Can I prevent time travel by simply staying in bed?
A: Sorry, nope. Even the most skilled of procrastinators can't hide from the consequences of time travel. Get up, get out, and get moving, or you'll be stuck in a temporal loop of regret.