Remote Control: Time Traveler's Guide to Goals Control
Welcome, temporal tourists! Are you ready to take the reins and control your timeline? Look no further than Remote Control, the ultimate guide to navigating the space-time continuum.
FAQs for the Time-Traveling Novice
- Q: Will I still get a participation trophy for attending a party in ancient Egypt?
- Q: Can I still use my student loan to buy avocado toast in 2050?
- Q: How do I deal with the existential dread of knowing what's about to happen, but still having to live with it?
- Q: Can I use my _goals control_ device to alter my past self's fashion choices?
For answers to these and more, check out our Time Traveler's Guide for the most up-to-date information on time travel etiquette, best practices, and general temporal tips.
Our Goals Control Features
- Goal Control Pro: Advanced features for experienced time travelers looking to fine-tune their timeline.
- Goal Control Lite: A more basic, user-friendly option for those just starting out.
- Goal Control Ultra: For those who want it all: the works, the trappings, the temporal trappings.
Don't see your goals in a whole new light. Literally.