Q: What is a Timey McTimey Anomaly?
A: A Timey McTimey Anomaly is a rare phenomenon where the fabric of space-time gets tangled up in a knot.
Q: How do I fix a Timey McTimey Anomaly?
A: Don't bother. We have teams of highly trained Temporal Engineers who will sort it out while you're on your way to the coffee shop.
Q: Are Timey McTimey Anomalies safe?
A: Mostly. But don't try to fix one yourself. Trust us, you don't want to end up like the poor guy from 1984.
Check out our Temporal Regulations Regulation 42 for more information.
Time Dilation Theory is a closely related topic.
Meta Physics Jokes are not related at all.