TimeyMcTimey's Guide to Temporal Anomalies

Warning: Time Traveling can cause:

TimeyMcTimey Headaches
Chronological Confusions
Paradoxical Pains

What is a TimeyMcTimey? It's a rare, yet utterly devastating temporal anomaly that causes:

Multiple timelines to converge
Time-space continuum to get all wonky
Your cat to get lost

Don't worry, it's not all bad! You might even get a free trip to Ancient Egypt or two.

But be careful, TimeyMcTimey's can cause:

Uncontrollable urges to shout 'BUTTERFLIES!'
Involuntary time-traveling dance parties
A strong dislike for Tuesdays

Learn more about TimeyMcTimey's symptoms

Treatments for TimeyMcTimey's

Note: TimeyMcTimey is a fictional temporal anomaly that causes various problems for the sufferer, including time-space continuum distortions, uncontrollable urges, and involuntary dance parties. It's not a real thing, but it's fun to imagine it as a humorous take on time travel and its potential consequences.