Timey McTimey Time Travel Paradoxes

Timey McTimey's Guide to Not Messing Up Time Travel

So, you've got a time machine, huh? Well, congratulations! You've got a great way to mess up the space-time continuum. Here are some things to keep in mind:

1. The Butterfly Effect

Small actions have big consequences. Don't worry, it's not like you're going to accidentally create a universe where cats rule supreme or anything.

But seriously, try not to kill any important historical figures or disrupt any major events. It's just not worth the risk.

2. Timey McTimey's Law of Unintended Consequences

Just because you can go back in time and fix something doesn't mean you should. In fact, it's often worse when you do.

Think of it like trying to fix a broken relationship by going back in time and telling people to be nicer to each other. It's gonna end badly, trust us.

3. The Grandfather Paradox

You can't go back in time and kill your own grandfather. That's just not how it works. Or can you?

Don't even try it, just don't. We're watching you.