Temporal Anomalies Are Us

Because time travel is a real pain.

Here are some tips to prevent temporal anomalies from ruining your day:

• Make sure to wear a watch that can handle multiple timelines.
• Don't trust anything that looks like it's from the 80s.
• Always travel with a spare set of socks, just in case.
• Learn to love paradoxes (they're just like family reunions, but with more time dilation).

But seriously, have you tried temporal shielding techniques? It's a real game-changer.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try chrono-surfing – it's like surfing, but with more risk of getting stuck in a time loop.